Cardi B just dropped her latest single and with it an Instagram glamour shot of the punctual performer posing completely nude, save for roughly 10 to 12 watches. What time is it? Literally any time you want.
Chronometry B is out here trying to educate the people about what’s really important. When she buys a Metro Card(i) she never has an existential crisis about whether she wants to Add Value or Add Time. “It’s the same thing, fools!” she shouts at the machine. “But your true wealth is the friends you made along the journey!”